If you're a girl, or if you're a guy who has a sister, daughter, or mother--or if you know someone with a sister, daughter, or mother--you might not want to read this. It's shady. It's sleazy. It's in exceptionally poor taste.
That being said, it's also the world's greatest last-minute Halloween Costume:
Sleaziest Halloween Costume. Ever . Girls Gone Wild camera guy.
I'll give you a second to let that sink in … Girls Gone Wild camera guy.
Sure, Joe Francis is out on bail. But it doesn't mean his sleazy operation isn't still running.
Here's how you pull it off: a Girls Gone Wild hat, a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt, and a camera. Frankly, it doesn't even matter if the camera is real or not. It could be one of those shiny plastic things you buy in Times Square.
Think about it. Okay, so maybe 1 out of 5 girls will think it's not-funny and criminally offensive. And maybe 1 out of these 5 girls (So, 1 in 25, total) will knee you in the crotch.
But for the other 4 out of 5?
At a bare minimum, it's a perfect conversation starter. You'll get noticed. You'll never have to think about how to approach the girl--you're just getting into character. Flirt with impunity.
Because the GGW crew actually does hit Halloween parties, many girls will think you're legit. And after midnight, well, chances are they won't care.
Bonus wingman costume: so maybe your buddy is the obnoxious party guy, and you're a little more reserved. No problem. Let him dress up in the GGW gear, and you wear a suit, dressed as his lawyer. You can even have a stack of consent forms.
Girls, we're sorry. Guys, you're welcome.